OH sweet mother of God

http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33057&storeId=12556&productId=2208122&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208491&parent_categoryId=&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=200

This is the link. I am giving you THE link to the most unbelievable item ive found in the most unsuspecting place. Its £40 can you believe, and if you dont know the whole bondage scene first of all get your head out of the clouds cos it certainly exists amongst the less tame of our human race, and secondly feast your eyes on this.

 

This is Topshop ? Can you even belive your eyes. They call it a skinny leather harness. A harness? A harness for what exactly. Thank f*ck there isn't a look book to accompany this item cos christ alone knows what the photographs would be like. I would personally like to remind Topshop that people as young as 12 buy clothes from their shop, and questions are going to be asked about this little nugget. 

The answers are not something my delicate ears want to hear.

OH AND! I'ts out of stock.